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Former Broncos star in World Series of Poker
Ben Maller, California - 6 hours ago Former NFL TE Shannon Sharpe will participate in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas beginning today. Broncos receiver Rod Smith
HERE WE GO
Tomorrow marks the end of hibernation season for the true sports fan. Joey Porter's intimidation of President Bush aside, all the pain of fighting through the idiotic and never-ending A-Rod andT.O. diatribes, the ungodly boring baseball season, the fate of Big Ben's precious mug, the Bungles daily police blotter, and constant NFL network re-runs of Peyton Manning's Regular Season victories is enough to make even the most resilient man watch tape delayed NFL Europe. The road to Super Bowl XLI has been paved, with millions of angry males around the world jockeying their teams for the bragging rights pole position.
Now is the time of year when fat, condescending NFL "experts" like Peter King and Bob Ley attempt to explain the game's appeal to their anaesthetized audience. In an effort to beat them to the punch, let's take a look at the real reason that men all over the world love them some pigskin.
ANGER.
The story of every NFL season unfolds to near-Biblical proportions, only with a new Judas each week. When our team performs poorly, or a player from our team makes a shitty play, we promptly release a cacophonic convulsion of malice toward the culprit. Sadly, it is only in rare cases that these athletes actually feel a fan's wrath; that honor is usually bestowed upon the thinnest wall in our apartment, or the legs of our new high definition tube stand.
Despite our anger, we almost want to thank that player for fucking up. By missing that field goal, fumbling that snap, or committing that fifteen-yard personal foul before a change of possession, that player gave us an opportunity to vent every little physical, mental, and sexual frustration that had been building up inside over the six days previous. All this without ever having to hold a conversation where we attempted to confront these issues!
This is why any football is good football; there's always something to bitch about. Even though the Steelers finally grabbed that one for the thumb, fans can't help but think that Big Ben's poor performance on the Ford Field carpet might be forshadowing a career free-fall. "We won the game, but we didn't dominate." "The refs helped us out." Gotta love it.
In the unlikely event that our favorite team is doing well, even the most horrible things in life can be made to seem trivial. A Super Bowl victory goes a long way in covering up job dissatisfaction, financial insecurity, the destruction of the art world, and the spoils of an addictive personality. It also gives us an excuse to guzzle beers at 10:00 in the morning, blast through bags of potato chips for lunch, pound Pepto Bismol for dinner, and roll into work with a shit-eating grin on our faces Monday morning.
In short, the angry men of the world need football around, and tomorrow's training camp openings give us 31 new ways to continue living a life steeped in debauchery and suspended adolescence. We look forward to ripping Tony Kornheiser for pulling his best Dennis Miller impersonation, observing John Madden's transformation from football guru to quoteable Yogi, laughing at Chris Berman's Brett Favre fellating, and praying Shannon Sharpe covers a game involving Jeb Putizier. Without these things to look forward to, we might actually have to ask ourselves why we didn't throw the challenge flag when our government began the great Middle East Colonization of 2002.
In a show of good faith, The Aldini Input and its brothers in arms will take to McDaniel College tomorrow in an effort to cover the opening of Ravens training camp. Full report to follow.
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