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[Ed. note: Have trouble remembering phone numbers? This list will come in handy.]
(from circa 2002)
01-20 01 - Jason Elam, natch
02 - Mike Horan
03 - Rich Fucking Karlis
04 - Micah Knorr -- 2nd best Broncos left-footed punter of all time.
05 - Brad Daluiso, only because Ola "65-yd FG" Kimrin never made the regular season roster.
06 - Bubby Brister
07 - please
08 - Gary Kubiak
09 - David Treadwell
10 - Bucky Dilts
11 - Luke Prestridge -- a poor man's Bucky Dilts.
12 - Charley Johnson -- never saw him play, but seeing his name on the ring of fame every week gives him the edge over Craig Penrose.
13 - Steve Tensi or something.
14 - Norris Weese -- oooh, maybe next lifetime, Griese.
15 - Jim Turner
16 - Tom Rouen -- I would give it to Plummer, but I still see #16 punting it into the end zone in my dreams.
17 - Steve DeBerg
18 - Frank Tripucka
19 - Fred Steinfort
20 - Louis Wright 21-40 21 -- Le-Lo Lang because I used to clean his fishtank, otherwise it would be Randy Hilliard.
22 - Tony Lilly -- tough one, there is also Glyn Milburn, Vaughn Hebron, and Olandis Gary. P.S. I hate Lilly but he will always be 22 to me.
23 - Sammy Winder -- Darrien Gordon, please! He died when he put on the silver and black, plus he changed to 21 his 2nd year (after Hilliard left).
24 - Otis Armstrong -- Another tough one...for some reason I often see Rick Parros in this jersey. Then there's our man Pleasecatchtheballdeltha. It's very close.
25 - Haven Moses damn skimpy (if I had played football I would have worn 25).
26 - Clinton Portis -- has thankfully erased Bobby Humphrey.
27 - At
28 - Roger Jackson -- tough because you have Jeremiah Castille of "The Fumble" fame but Roger used to always come over to our corner of the end zone before kickoffs and pump his fist so there you go.
29 - Howard Griffith
30 - TD
31 - Derek Loville -- should be Mike Harden but there's that Raider thing.
32 - Jon Keyworth
33 - The immortal Gene Lang
34 - Chicken
35 - The equally immortal Larry Canada.
36 - Bronco Billy Thompson
37 - Yikes. Anthony Lynn?
38 - Reggie Rivers - Blasphemy! No Mike Anderson? Sorry, can't leave off the black man with the whitest voice in sports.
39 - Ray Crockett
40 - God help me but it has to be Dale Carter. 41-60 41 - Rob Lytle
42 - Detron Smith
43 - Steve Foley
44 - Floyd Little
45 - Steve Wilson riiiight
46 - Dave Preston
47 - Gerald Willhite -- I start laughing and shaking my head just thinking about him.
48 - Randy Robbins
49 - DS49
50 - Jim Ryan
51 - Would be Bob Swenson but John Mobley knocked down that pass so Mobley.
52 - Ian Gold
53 - Randy Gradishar - Get bent Romo.
54 - Keith Bishop
55 - Rick Dennison (3rd one I had to look up so far).
56 - Al Wilson (Larry Evans sneaks into the consciousness though).
57 - Tom Fucking Jackson - The fucking has the opposite emphasis from Karlis's.
58 - Steve Busick
59 - Joe Rizzo
60 - Paul Howard (now it gets tough). 61-80 61 - Andre Townsend (mediocre pass-rusher nonpareil).
62 - Dan Neil
63 - Mark Cooper since Dwyer remembered it...once I look it up David Diaz-Infante is a good choice too.
64 - Billy Bryan (the brilliant cheapshot on Bosworth will live forever).
65 - Gary Zimmerman
66 - Tom Nalen
67 - (I did have to look it up Dwyer) Glenn "Lumpy" Hyde (over Doug Widell).
68 - Rubin Carter
69 - Mark Schlereth
70 - Dave Studdard
71 - Greg Kragen
72 - Keith Kartz
73 - Simon Fletcher
74 - We'll go with the current Ephraim Salaam.
75 - Rulon Jones muthafucka.
76 - Ken Lanier
77 - Karl Mecklenburg
78 - Matt Lepsis
79 - Barney Chavous
80 - Toughest one on the list for me. It kills me either way. But sorry Rod, for anyone who ever saw him return a punt, it's Rick Upchurch. Unless you're Will in which case it's Tony Kimbrough. 81-99...the 90's are lame since no one wore them until the late 80's. 81 - Steve Watson
82 - Vance Johnson -- although Marcus Nash is tempting.
83 - Michael Young
84 - Shannon Sharpe
85 - Ron Egloff
86 - Patrick Hape -- would have been Byron Chamberlain but the 1 yd. Patrick Hape touchdown play has immortalized him.
87 - Fellow class of '91 Stanford alumnus and mustard hawker Ed McCaffrey.
88 - Should be Riley Odoms, shouldn't it? One of the greatest Tight Ends of his era? But no, for anyone who saw him drop approximately 873 passes in his Bronco career, #88 will always be Clarence Kay.
89 - Dwayne Carswell
90 - Neil Smith
91 - Alfred Williams
92 - Alphonso Carreker for some reason.
93 - Trevor Pryce
94 - Keith Traylor
95 - Michael Dean "Couldn't Get His Fat Ass Off the Field Against Jacksonville" Perry.
96 - Jenny Kahn's favorite Harald Hasselbach.
97 - Only time 6-time Conference Champion Mike Lodisch.
98 - Should be Maa Tanuvasa but unfortunately for all of us Ricky Hunley cannot be stricken from the books.
Personal Foul, number 99 Shane Dronett
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