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I've never been one to mince my words; with that said, I fucking hate the Denver Broncos. It's not necessarily the players that bother me, instead it is their fans that I detest with reckless abandon. To make matters worse they are coached by a loathsome miscreant whose smarmy confidence can no longer mask his playoff record since the Horse hung up the reigns. Despite all this it is their offensive line that I hate more than anyone else (outside the NFC East). Simply put they are the dirtiest sons of bitches I've seen on a football field since those guys busted up my man Lucas.
Truthfully I never had a chance; my first memory as a football fan dates back to a chilly January evening in 1988. On this day I watched as my Redskins went down an early ten points, then I watched Doug Williams and Joe Gibbs orchestrate the greatest quarter in the history of the game. Ever since that day I have looked down on the Broncos with such contempt that I've never cheered for them. In fact, I've never drafted a Denver player in any one of my fantasy leagues.
Everybody knows that the Broncos have enough talent on the roster to compete for the AFC title. Last year's run of thirteen wins (plus a playoff win) proved that point to anyone who still doubted them. This year their goals are clear, they have to reach the Super Bowl. It's not often you can say that about a team but in this case anything less would just be another disappointment.
Unfortunately for the Broncos, their hopes are still firmly attached to the arm (and brain) of Jake the Snake Plummer, frankly I'd rather see Jake Roberts taking the snaps. On the positive side the front office had the foresight to draft Jay Cutler who could be ready to supplant Plummer at a moment's notice. While they had the opportunity to draft a player who come in and start they recognized the need for a second option at quarterback. Cutler impressed everybody with his Combine and individual workouts, if the Broncos hope to bring a championship back to that shithole town young Mr. Cutler needs to learn that playbook. (Sources tell KSK that Mike Shanahan actually stole his current playbook from Madden 2003).
Those unfortunate bastards who have to corral Jake's wily passes are also a cause for concern at this point in the year. Ashley Lelie is apparently pissed off at the coaching staff for his roll on the team. Apparently he fully expected to supplant the the Unbreakable Rod Smith despite finding the endzone as rarely as Mr. Glass. As always Shanahan will rely on his running attack to carry the brunt of the offensive burden. A lot of people have attempted to dissect the famed scheme, one time Merrill Hodge got close before his neurons shutdown from fatigue, the same thing happened to me the last time I read the Four Quartets (seriously, what's up with that rose garden?).
As a service to our readers I'll break down the Broncos running game in three simple steps.
1. Tatum Bell (or some other scrub they plug in) starts his run off the right guard.
2. Matt Lepsis and Tom Nalen lay out a couple of defenders with a pair of violent chopblocks.
3. Tatum Bell cuts back to the left side and and skips over the broken leg of his would be pursuer.
(this can also be reversed with George Foster dislocating some poor guy's ankle, just press the R2 button on the play selection screen)
The team's true saving grace is their stout defensive unit that held the Steelers to a mere 34 points in the AFC Championship game (well at least they were stout the rest of the year). To be fair the defense did have a great season thanks to a flurry of acquisitions over the past few years. In fact last year Denver imported the sorry ass defensive line from the sorry ass Cleveland Browns...and they didn't suck!
Behind the freshly minted defensive front lies some of the fastest linebackers in the League. DJ Williams is an absolute freak that I'd love to see on my team (i've got a thing for those 7th Floor dwellers) and Ian Gold is routinely underrated. The crux of the defense's success will lie in the consistency of their secondary. Anybody who knows me knows how I feel about Champ Bailey, for those who don't, I think he was the most overrated player in the entire league when he was going to Hawaii in a Redskins helmet...nothing has changed. Domonique (yeah he spells it like that) Foxworth is serviceable on the other side, but the guy I'm interested in is his backup. I think it's about time the coaches started playing Karl "Bitch Betta" Paymah (I'd like to see Berman pull that off).
Without a doubt the player who offers the highest comedic appeal is our pal Sean Landeta. We here at KSK will continue to pray for Sean's fat ass and lovehandles.
Now I'm off to the NAACP Convention wearing my Kanye t-shirt that reads "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
Keep in mind today marks the opening of rookie camp for the Jets and Eagles...just in case you were wondering why you keep hearing boos in the distance.
Which Bell?
Sure, it’s only preseason, but Friday’s Denver-Detroit game has one huge depth chart implications and should be examined closely by all fantasy owners.
News broke today that Broncos coach Mike Shanahan lists Mike Bell as his No. 1 running back at the moment. No, that’s not a typo. The undrafted Mike Bell is higher on the depth chart than both Tatum Bell and Ron Dayne.
The announcement is no reason for Tatum owners to start jumping off of bridges, but it’s kind of like when the dentist tells you that you need to get your wisdom teeth out. In other words, it’s not the worst news in the world, but it’s not exactly what you want to hear either.
Mike Bell will start Sunday and it’s his opportunity to show coaches and fantasy owners that he’s for real. For fantasy owners who have already drafted, pick Mike Bell up immediately. Unfortunately I can’t take my own advice because he’s such an unknown that he isn’t even in the database of any of my leagues.
If he does become a starter we know Bell will be playing for a winning team with a solid offensive line. And don’t forget all of the running backs who’ve come out of nowhere to have success in Denver (Mike Anderson, Terrell Davis, Olandis Gary).
I can’t say Mike Bell will be a star or even a Week 1 starter because like many of you I’ve never seen him play, but with the running back drought most leagues are experiencing it might be worth it to sleep with your computer and check as often as possible.
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