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The final division in the breakdown. The division which has future and former powerhouses. New Coaches. New Quarterbacks. New star Runningbacks. The addition of one of the best receivers in the NFL. Tons of injuries, but mainly to one team. This is going to be fun. It’ll be sad too cause I was getting used to communicating with each of you everyday. You’ll just have to read my Nascar posts people. Jim Rome has his Cronies, Opie and Anthony have Pests. You will now and forever be known as The Cans (as in MexiCANS).
Denver Broncos (1st) " When was the last time the Denver Broncos didn’t produce a 1000 yard rusher? Yeah, I can’t remember either. Jake Plummer had the best year of his career and will, that’s right, I said it, will improve on his career year numbers. Why, you ask? Because not only will Rod Smith still be a solid wide receiver for Jake the Snake, but because Javon Walker will be on the other side of the field. This is one of the top wide receiving tandems in the NFL this season and will prove it. Plus, think about it, it’s the year of the Snake: Snakes on a plane. I knew you’d see my reasoning. THERE’S A SNAKE ON THE FIELD. Keeping with this theme, look at the other teams in the division:
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Kansas City: THERE’S A CHIEF WITH A PIGSKIN IN HIS HAND
Oakland Raiders: THERE’S A THREAT OF AN EARTHQUAKE ON THE FIELD (no scary football threats).
San Diego Chargers: THERE’S A RUNNING BACK THAT LOOKS LIKE ROBOCOP ON THE FIELD.
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Ok, so my theme game doesn’t really prove why the Broncos will win the division because Minnesota’s would be “THERE’S A BUNCH OF CONVICTS ON THE FIELD,” but Denver takes the top spot because their defense is full of Pro-Bowlers including John Lynch, Champ Bailey, and Al Wilson.
Kansas City Chiefs (2nd) " This is going to be a very good team. They have definitely been a run happy team in the past, and will continue the trend thanks to new Head Coach Herm Edwards. They’ll “play to win the game,” but will struggle at times because their offensive line has taken a hit over the offseason due to injury and old age. Trent Green is still a very good Quarterback, but lacks a go to receiver that is very reliable. Eddie Kennison is ok, but he’s not a Marvin Harrison, Chad Johnson, or even a Derrick Mason type player. Dante Hall is extremely inconsistent and undersized. His speed works wonders for the return game, but just doesn’t seem to translate to the receiving aspect of this offense. Larry Johnson will prove that he’s an elite running back this year and will get out of Priest Holmes’s shadow. He has the potential to exceed Holmes’s contributions in past seasons and should the O-line hold up, he will. Edwards is a defensive minded coach and will show that this Chief’s defense is much improved. Kendrell Bell had a terrible year by his standards last season, but that could be because he was coming off injury. He will improve and become the Line backing stud he once was. The secondary is vicious. Sammy Knight (Pro-Bowler), Ty Law (Pro-Bowler, best corner back in the league), & Patrick Surtain (Pro-Bowler). The question remains, are their Linebackers good enough to stop some of the potent offenses that this team will face.
San Diego Chargers (3rd) " Even though they’ll be starting a rookie Quarterback, I still feel that this team can win. That is mainly because of LT. LaDainian Tomlinson is the best running back in the NFL hands down. If anyone argues with you and tells you that Shaun Alexander is better, just slap them because they’re idiots. Then tell them that LT is the best because The Cans say so. I’ll explain exactly why in my next article. I have the breakdown of stats and there’s not that much difference, but I’ll explain the differences to you. This guy, up until Antonio Gates came along, was the only offensive threat in San Diego. Over 5 seasons, he has averaged 1472.2 yards a season and 14.4 TDs. Also, he’s averaged 478.4 yards by air and about 2 TDs per season. Name another running back that has been able to compile numbers like that without any other offensive threat since Barry Sanders. You can’t because there isn’t one. Shaun Alexander has a top 5 quarterback in Seattle, not to mention 4 above average wide receivers. He also has Walter Jones, arguably one of the best Tackles to ever play the game. Can you name any offensive linemen on the Chargers squad? Me neither. Phillip Rivers won’t be lighting up the football world, but if he’s as advertised, then he should be able to hold his own and not flounder too much throughout the season. San Diego, Superchargers. San Diego, Superchargers. Yeah, that song won’t be played much this season. But it will be played enough to win about 8 games. The ferocious shut down defense is a main reason for that.
Oakland Raiders (Last) " Their offensive line stunk last year and has now been plagued with the injury bug. Aaron Brooks is by no means an improvement over Kerry Collins. Randy Moss and Jerry Porter could be one of the top duos in the NFL if they both wanted to be there. By season’s end, they’ll both be begging the front office for trades. I’m not even going to bother breaking down the rest of the team because there are too many flaws and this article has gone on way too long thanks to my Samuel L. Jackson impression and my rant on L.T.
From the pressbox at Invesco Mile High
There are no great surprises on the lineup card tonight. As expected, Javon Walker is in uniform. First-teamers Cecil Sapp, Gerard Warren and Courtney Brown are out as they have been all week; they will be replaced by Kyle Johnson, Demetrin Veal and Kenard Lang, respectively.
Rookie receivers Brandon Marshall and Domenik Hixon remain sidelined. So too are running back Ron Dayne and linebacker T.J. Hollowell. As for Ashley Lelie, his holdout extends into its fourth week.
*** Written at 6:31 MDT ***
"I love a rainy night ..."
-- Eddie Rabbitt
So perhaps he only liked such evenings because a sunny day emerged in their aftermath. That won't do the Broncos much good tonight, as a late-afternoon drenching and showers that persisted into the evening brought out the ponchos and umbrellas.
The field has typically held its form well amidst conditions most foul, as it came through the October 2005 dousing during the Redskins game without a hitch. Nevertheless, the Broncos and Titans will surely be on guard for even the slightest increase in ankle injuries and other potential infirmities should the rain persist.
*** Written at 6:38 MDT ***
As though you could possibly care ...
Tonight's pre-game meal ... the "gourmet burger" with lettuce, tomato, cheese, ketchup and mustard from the "Mile High Grill" along the east club level. Burgers at this five-year-old facility have never failed to disappoint; the patties are grilled, and the utilization of a french roll instead of a sesame-seed bun provides a nice touch. Like the Broncos themselves, all I want tonight is an evening without any negative surprises, and this burger provides sufficient victuals in advance of kickoff, with its backyard-from-the-grill quality and just a wisp of pink in the beef. I'm not a big fan of cheddar cheese -- a slice of which was placed on the burger -- but it doesn't detract.
Also, for those of you visiting the stadium this year, there are two sizes of souvenir soda cups. The smaller one is opaquely-clear plastic with a rendering of the stadium; the larger ones are orange. I have wasted little time in adding them to a collection that has come to cost even more than a set of fine crystal drinkware.
*** Written at 6:48 p.m. MDT ***
Off we go. The offense was introduced individually on the scoreboard and over the public-address system, but they opted to come out as a unit.
The rain seems to have doused not only the field, but the the crowd. As usual, the game is sold out, but roughly half the seats still remain unoccupied as kickoff nears, although lengthy traffic queues on the I-25 offramps are still the norm.
Kickoff temperature is an October-like 63 degrees. Ah, Colorado. Where snow can fall in June and January's temperatures are often warmer than those in Florida.
Tennessee wins the toss by calling "heads." The Broncos are now 0-for-2 on preseason coin tosses.
*** Written at 7:04 p.m. MDT ***
Hells Bells by AC/DC as the kickoff nears. When did we get to Oakland? (It is, however, also the pre-game entry music for the North Carolina Tar Heels' football team.)
Paul Ernster starts the night with a 77-yard kickoff downed in the end zone.
*** Written at 7:05 p.m. MDT ***
Starting lineup tweaks: Domonique Foxworth for Champ Bailey and Nate Webster for Al Wilson. The third-and-12 nickel package sees the Broncos insert Elvis Dumervil at left and and Karl Paymah as the third cornerback; the Broncos use that formation to get to Billy Volek for a 7-yard Demetrin Veal sack.
And David Terrell handles the first punt return of the game.
*** Written at 7:09 p.m. MDT ***
Only one tight end in the starting lineup, and it's rookie Tony Scheffler split wide.
Kyle Johnson opens at fullback in front of tailback Mike Bell.
Javon Walker and Rod Smith are the starting receivers.
Broncos on the move on their first possession. At the Titans 33 now, but facing third-and-6 after an incompletion.
*** Written at 7:12 p.m. MDT ***
The Broncos went three-wide -- in a manner of speaking on third-and-6. Tony Scheffler splits wide; the two receivers are Walker and Todd Devoe.
With fourth-and-6 one play later, David Kircus enters the game, and he continues his gargantuan preseason, snaring a 16-yard reception and hanging on to the football even when he's creamed by Titans safety Lamont Thompson. Cold-cut trios for all, and the Broncos' first-team offense is in the red zone for the first time all preseason.
*** Written at 7:14 p.m. MDT ***
Mike Bell leapt to his first NFL touchdown to put the Broncos up 7-0, and proceeded to bring forth the answer to a $64,000 question. That, of course, being as follows: What will the Broncos use as their post-touchdown music with convicted pedophile Gary Glitter's Rock and Roll Part II out of the mix?
The early answer? Let's Go Crazy by Prince, last heard repeatedly in a sports vein during the NHL's "Cup Crazy" mid-1990s ad campaign. Maybe it's the dampness in the air, maybe it's because this is the preseason, but it didn't seem to leave many fans dancing.
And as I'm typing, Ernster just blasted another 77-yard kickoff.
*** Written at 7:20 p.m. MDT ***
After two sacks on its first appearance, the defense continued its splendid start by coaxing an errant Billy Volek pass that Nick Ferguson intercepted. Once again, the Broncos did it without resorting to a blitz. They did bring eight men near line of scrimmage, but dropped their DBs -- including Ferguson, crouched low at the line of scrimmage -- and linebackers at the snap. Pressure was beginning to mount from the edge when Volek released the pass, which Ferguson procured at the Titans 44.
Meanwhile, Tatum Bell comes in for the second possession after seeing a little action on the first drive; his initial carry picks up nine yards.
*** Written at 7:27 p.m. MDT ***
It was fourth-and-one. The Broncos had gained just one yard on the previous two plays.
Time to get nasty -- Jack Nasty.
I just like typing that -- "Jack Nasty" -- and knowing I can get away with it. After all, it is the name of Nate Jackson's band -- or at least his musical alter ego in said musical ensemble.;
Jackson -- who has written his share of copy for this fair Web site over the years -- and Plummer perfectly executed a bootleg pass, turning the short-yardage situation into a gorgeous 35-yard touchdown pass as the Broncos' dominant first-quarter continued. Thirteen points in 60 minutes last week, 14 in 12 tonight. That's progress.
And because we're keeping track, the post-score song was That's the Way I Like It by K.C. and the Sunshine Band. That's a little better -- uh-huh, uh-huh -- although still in the retro vein.
And Ernster's third first-quarter kickoff wasn't up to his previous standards tonight. It "only" went 76 yards. All hell's breaking loose now, as Veal and Kenard Lang collapsed the pocket following the touchback to get a third Broncos sack tonight.
*** Written at 7:40 p.m. MDT ***
So there goes the shutout. Rob Bironas' field goal puts the Titans on the board.
The first-teamers evidently have some more work left; with 13 plays and two touchdowns under their belt on offense, they're back for a third possession, and Plummer wastes little time turning to old standby Rod Smith for 17 yards.
Mike Bell is handling the running chores this time out after Tatum Bell took the reins on the last possession. But his three-yard, first-and-10 run from the Denver 37 results in a clipping infraction on Matt Lepsis, sending them back into first-and-25.
It's second-and-13 after Mike Bell runs over Chris Hope en route to a 12-yard gain -- he plowed directly into the Titans' first-team strong safety and worked for an extra three yards. An illegal-contact penalty gets the Broncos a first down one snap later.
*** Written at 7:52 p.m. MDT ***
Is Mike Bell explosive? He just answered that question by following Kyle Johnson and Cooper Carlisle for a 34-yard sprint to the Titans 19.
Two plays later, Smith is at the 1-yard line with a 12-yard reception. For the record, that was play No. 20.
*** Written at 7:55 p.m. MDT ***
Persistence paid off for Mike Bell, as a third goal-line run was the charm, giving the Broncos their second fourth-down touchdown of the night.
Preseason or not, that's impressive. How many times can you recall a team getting fourth-and-1 touchdowns on back-to-back possessions? Although the Broncos surely would have liked to have seen the younger Bell find the end zone on his second-down flying leap -- which was rudely rebuffed by Tennessee's Jared Clauss -- he stayed in the game and found success two carries later.
Oh, and the touchdown music this time was "Because We Can" by Fatboy Slim. I'm suddenly in the mood for a Coors Light.
*** Written at 8:01 p.m. MDT ***
Tracking the kickoffs: Ernster sails this one 70 yards. 77, 77, 76 and 70 for the night with two touchbacks.
Tracking the music -- the techno version of Hey Baby. All of a sudden I feel as though I'm watching the Rhein Fire or Frankfurt Galaxy.
*** Written at 8:03 p.m. MDT
Vince Young's first possession of the night for the Titans will surely make the people who brought the Texas Longhorns banner behind the Tennessee sideline happy; he found Bo Scaife -- a local yokel from Mullen High School -- for a first down, although an incompletion to Scaife ended the drive on downs.
It's worth noting that the drive saw the Broncos combine elements of their first and second teams -- with a first-team defensive line and backups at the other spots.
*** Written at 8:10 p.m. MDT ***
One of the loudest roars of the night greets the announcement of Jay Cutler's name. One of the loudest groans of the night heralded his first pass, which was knocked down at the line of scrimmage.
*** Written at 8:11 p.m. MDT ***
A change in quarterbacks meant no change in results, as Jay Cutler picked up where Plummer left off, with a scoring strike to Tony Scheffler capping an eight-play, 65-yard drive that was aided by three Tennessee penalties for 29 yards.
Ernster's ensuing kickoff went 61 yards. His kickoffs to the south end zone have averaged 65.5 yards; his boomers to the north end zone have traveled an average of 76.7, although there appears to be no discernible wind, at least none showing up on the streamers atop the uprights.
More evidence of some kind of breeze being in the air: Tennessee's Craig Hentrich -- punting to the north end zone -- just slammed a punt 70 yards for a touchback.
*** Written at 8:27 p.m. MDT ***
I'm ashamed to admit that I missed the song that played after Scheffler's touchdown. Maybe it's because I couldn't get past my hysterics over the constant mispronunciation of the rookie tight end's last name by the press-box public address announcer, who bafflingly kept saying "Schaefer."
And speaking of the one beer to have when you're having more than one, the halftime bratwursts are being served, so I shall return after my intermission gorging.
*** Written at 8:32 p.m. MDT ***
Good bratwurst. Makes me want to sing like a young Rainier Wolfcastle:
"Mein bratwurst has a first name; it's 'F-R-I-T-Z;'
"Mein bratwurst has a second name; it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N."
Titans to kick off starting the second half.
*** Written at 8:44 p.m. MDT ***
Jay Cutler's two-for-three on his drives when it comes to finding the end zone. The Broncos are five-for-six. And Damien Nash, who was cut by the Titans earlier in training camp, has his first touchdown in blue and orange -- and, significantly, was the third running back in for the Broncos, entering the game ahead of Cedric Cobbs.
*** Written at 8:50 p.m. MDT ***
Batting around and back at the top of the order: That's the Way I Like It by K.C. and the Sunshine Band follows Nash's score.
*** Written at 8:52 p.m. MDT ***
After giving a shout-out to media-relations training-camp intern Brad Gee for bringing me a diet soda last week, I have now been offered drinks by both Gee and DenverBroncos's own Don "The Ninja" Schwartz, so I thank both for the offers, although my cup runneth over with soda.
*** Written at 8:55 p.m. MDT ***
The third quarter had belonged to Damien Nash; he had 71 yards on 13 carries -- a tally that included a touchdown. He seemed determined to shown his former team exactly what they missed out upon when they cut him.
But after a one-yard run, he was clobbered amidst a thicket of linemen for both teams. He arose and moved gingerly off the field after he had his left knee bent a tad awkwardly.
Two plays later, the Broncos' drive ended on downs -- marking the first time a drive fell short of a scoring opportunity tonight.
*** Written at 9:14 p.m. MDT ***
Time to head down to get ready for the postgame. It's 35-3. I'll be back with a quick wrap after I return from the locker room.
*** Written at 9:23 p.m. MDT ***
Okay, I'm back. Closing out the press box here -- well, I should say that I'll be closing it out whenever I'm done. What did we learn Saturday night?
* That the Broncos' running game appears as potent as ever, with Mike Bell, Cedric Cobbs and Damien Nash each averaging over five yards per carry. Tatum Bell's average is 4.2, as he hasn't made the kind of gamebreaking run of 30 or more yards that became his hallmark in 2005.
* That Jay Cutler can be efficient two weeks in a row;
* That Jake Plummer looks to be in regular-season form after amassing a stat line that led to a 154.7 passer rating.
* That David Kircus can not only make the spectacular catch, but the tough one, as evidenced by the hit he absorbed after making a clutch fourth-down grab on the Broncos' first possession;
* That there was, according to Paul Ernster, a wind above the uprights that was blowing from south to north, resulting in lengthier kickoffs to the closed end of the stadium than the open one;
* That Champ Bailey and Al Wilson missed the game because they broke curfew;
* That Hamza Abdullah had some rotten luck; he forced a fumble and intercepted a pass but had both plays go for naught because the fumble -- by No. 3 overall pick Vince Young -- was recovered by the quarterback himself for a touchdown, while the interception was negated by a penalty. Nevertheless, his ballhawking play -- he did intercept two passes in Friday morning's helmet-less, padless session -- proved worthy of some high praise that John Lynch heaped upon him after a practice midway through training camp.
The Broncos are back on the practice field Monday. Our daily coverage of all things Broncos will resume then.
And if you read this far, yes, that's several minutes of your life that you're never getting back. Hope you found it at least somewhat entertaining and plausibly informative.
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