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It is the middle of August and as every hack of a sportswriter or sportscaster would say: "We're in the middle of the dog days of summer!" Of course this has nothing to do with man's best friend; everyone knows that the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is roughly six months away. No, these creative pundits are talking about the time of every summer when the sports scene drags: baseball is the only relevant professional game being played (sorry, WNBA), the NFL is in training camp and preseason, basketball--other than this year's World Championships--sits in the back seat, and golf is golf. Let's translate that into the current Bay Area sports world (we'll eschew Oakland): the Giants are closing out a dreadful season, the Niners are coming off a good preseason start but are still far from serious contention, and the Golden State Warriors and Chris Mullin are likely thinking of new ways to sign unproven and underachieving players to hideous contract extensions. Not exactly the greatest state of sporting affairs. So where do you turn when your MLB team sucks, your NFL team doesn't have a realistic chance, your NBA team is run by a recovering alcoholic, and you--like any other heterosexual American--don't like hockey? That's easy: Fantasy Football, another staple of the Dog Days.
The fantasy football movement has gained serious momentum in the past decade, and has rightfully assumed its place atop the male-bonding pyramid next to sporting events, Las Vegas/gambling expeditions, fraternities, beer, Minnesota Viking boat trips (ok, maybe not for all of us), and anything else that makes you and your guy friends feel closer without getting closer, if you catch my drift. Much like I can't imagine my life without sports or television, I can't imagine it without fantasy football (although this girl certainly can). First off, it is easily the best fantasy sport, infinitely better than baseball or basketball (check team once a week, one game a week, etc.). Secondly, as mentioned before, it is a great way to get a (mostly) friendly competition going amongst friends. Finally, it let's what many sports fans dream of but can never experience: managing your own team, much like an actual general manager. For all those reasons--and many others--the draft and subsequent season are always one of the year's sports highlights; no matter how bad your hometown teams are, at least you have fantasy to fall back on. That is unless you suck at fantasy sports. If that's the case, you have come to the right blog.
If by now you haven't realized that my draft is tonight and I am really just writing this out of pure excitement and anticipation, then you may as well stop reading now, because no amount of advice I could possibly give you could help. But for those who would like to venture on, here are my top five tips for the upcoming fantasy season:
1. Larry Johnson is not all he is hyped up to be. Before you hurl feces at the computer, let's get this out of the way: I am not disputing his talents. He is a good running back. But how much of Larry's success this past season was due to the Chiefs' offensive line? If I do recall, Priest Holmes set an NFL touchdown record behind that line, and I know from personal experience that a nobody like Derrick Blaylock was a decent fantasy player while filling in for an injured Holmes. All this is fine--Emmitt Smith (personal site) would have been nothing without those great lines in Dallas--except that KC lost two of its starting lineman in Willie Roaf and John Welbourn. The replacements? Kyle Turley, who has been out of the NFL for two years, and a bunch of journeymen. If LJ is going to trump last year, he won't do it behind one of the NFL's best offensive lines anymore.
2. Be wary of the returning from injury player. It is always said that players recovering from torn knee ligaments (ACL, MCL, PCL) take a full year of playing before they finally regain a comfort level, and will play like they did before the injury. Of course this is not always true; just ask Boobie Miles. This is especially true for a player who needs lateral movement and change direction (i.e. running back, wide receiver, defensive secondary). In fantasy verbatim, it takes a runner or receiver longer to regain their pre-injury form than, say, a quarterback. This year's list of players coming back from injury includes some big fantasy names: Daunte Culpepper, Carson Palmer, Javon Walker, Ahman Green, Kellen Winslow and Deuce McAllister, to name a few. I tend to stay away from any position player recovering from injury, and I would definitely hesitate taking Culpepper (who hasn't shown anything yet without Moss) and Palmer (tension surrounding Bengals). The safest bet of the aforementioned five? Probably Walker.
3. Rookie receivers never pan out--running backs do. No rookie receiver made a consistent fantasy impact last year. Save your Braylon Edwards sob stories. It has proven difficult for college wideouts (like Reggie Williams, right) to transition to the pro game in their rookie years, while runners have little difficulty. I do not see a single receiver from this year's class making any type of impact that would warrant a draft pick, but Reggie Bush, Laurence Maroney, DeAngelo Williams, and LenDale White could all be worth a pick. I'm not on the Joseph Addai bandwagon, however.
4. Get yourself a good tight end. The NFL has fallen in love with tight ends; Vernon "The Truth" Davis was the highest ever selected at that position in this past draft. In most offenses, the tight end is a focus in the red zone, always imperative. But more and more the tight end is being used between the 20s. Tony Gonzalez started the revolution, and many others have followed. While there are plenty of capable receivers in the NFL, tight ends are not as bountiful. Keep an eye on Chris Cooley, who will be playing the role of Gonzalez in Washington's new offense under former Chief's offensive coordinator Al Saunders.
5. The TO Situation. Now, I hate TO. Let's get that out of the way. I still have his damn jersey, as you might already know. Everyone has their eyes on Dallas to see how this whole situation will go down. Normally, I would say take a flier on Terrell Owens in this situation. Normally, he doesn't wear-out his welcome with his quarterback until after one and a half productive seasons, and then either sulks the rest of the way or gets himself booted from the team. However, he has never had to deal with a quarterback as maddening as Drew Bledsoe. While Bledsoe has as good an arm of anyone in the league, his decision-making can be sketchy, and we know that TO likes the ball all the time. However, Bledsoe has spent a good portion of his career pleasing prima-donna receivers (Terry Glenn and Keyshawn Johnson). So how will this work out? I can't say. I'm not going to touch this situation (and probably regret it), but I am hoping that TO does something to completely ruin the Cowboys' season.
(no links) Potential Busts - Owens - Daunte Culpepper - Philip Rivers - Jake Plummer - Steve McNair - The Cincinnatti Bengals - Joey Galloway - Chris Simms
Sleepers - Owens - Mike Bell, Broncos (or anyone who starts in their backfield) - Lamont Jordan - Chris Cooley - Ladell Betts - Koren Robinson - Greg Jennings (I know, rookie receiver) - Drew Brees - Brandon Lloyd - Koren Robinson - Reggie Brown - LJ Smith - DeAngelo Williams - Kurt Warner
Could this be your big fantasy sleeper?
Stay Away From - Aaron Brooks - Edgerrin James - Randy Moss - Jacksonville WRs - David Carr - 49ers (unfortunately)
This advice is all that it seems to be: one humble man's take on the current fantasy season. Granted I have made the playoffs every year I've played, but who's keeping track, right? So if you're depressed because the most exciting thing in your sports life last night was Armando Benitez not blowing a save, well you should try out a fantasy team. It will help you get through those doggone dog days.
I've got a preliminary plan for this week postings; and since I actually had a relatively calm weekend (there's no need to get hydrated tonight), I'm going to dive right in. Tonight, I give you my blatantly biased and under-researched NFL preview, complete with playoff and Super Bowl picks. Frankly, if I get half of the playoff teams correct, it'll be a small miracle. As always, I'm sure to have completely irrational picks and reasons for those picks. But, hopefully, we'll have a little fun. And if not, just watch the Saudia Arabian team in the Little League World Series.
I figured I'd get this out of the way first. The Saudis are playing with a first baseman who is 6'8" and 256 pounds. And he's 13. Amazingly, his name is Aaron Durley, an interesting trend of the Saudi Arabian players with American names. No doubt the heavy American military presence in the area has an effect on this. Here are some names of team members: Nate Barnett, Daniel Clark, Michael Knight and Andrew Holden. Here is a team picture.
I'll be honest, this is all a little much for me. I mean, seriously, it's a bunch of American kids whose parents are in the military. That just seems unfair. Sure, there are a couple kids who at least appear to have native surnames, but I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't care but so much about the integrity of the Little League World Series, but I mean the guy is bigger than Ben Wallace. That's an enormous Little Leaguer.
Ok, enough of that, on to the NFL preview. I'm going to run down how I think each division will finish, then pick the playoff teams and winners. Again, the only research that is going into this is just generally being aware of what happens in the NFL, and looking at each division on NFL to make sure I don't forget to include a team. Yeah, it's that bad. And we'll start with the best division in the league.
NFC East -
1. Redskins 2. Giants 3. Cowboys 4. Eagles
Honestly, all these teams could finish with about the same record. There is not much to differentiate each team. The Skins have the best defense, the Giants won the division last year after getting 9 home games, the Cowboys are the media's darling because they added a locker room cancer, and the Eagles can finally get back to playing football without said cancer. Why do I give the Skins the edge? Well aside from just wishful thinking, I think they get the edge because of Al Saunders, the new offensive coordinator, and the additions of Brandon Lloyd and Antwan Randle El. Last year, if the Skins had more receiving options than Santana Moss and Chris Cooley, they would have gone to the Super Bowl. This year, they have those options, and a new coordinator who has run one of the most successful offense in the league the past couple seasons. To be fair, the division could finish in the complete opposite order. I have no idea. I just know that Sean Taylor might end up ripping someone's arm off on the field, and then beat the person with his own arm. And then you'll see some ESPN schmuck writing an apologetic article saying what a good guy Taylor really is. And I'll buy every word.
NFC North -
1. Chicago 2. Minnesota 3. Green Bay 4. Detroit
From the best division in football to possibly the worst. While every team in the East could finish 10-6, every team in the North could finish 6-10. Then again, it's the North, so of course it sucks. The Bears win the division by default. There defense is solid, Rex Grossman will get hurt by week 3, allowing somebody terrible to take over, and leading to several games where the starting QB throws for under 100 yards, but they win because of a punt return or something. The Vikings could challenge since they no longer have Mike Tice running the show. I'll miss Big Mike and his challenging of players to fights in the locker room. I'm not one to tell people when to retire since I have no idea what his life is like, but it pains me to watch Brett Favruh play on such a bad team. But, at least it's not as bad as the Lions.
NFC South -
1. Tampa Bay 2. Carolina 3. Atlanta 4. New Orleans
This division was difficult. Who do you put your trust in? Chris Simms (Major's Better!), Jake Delhomme (honestly, his deal with the devil is about to expire, right?), Michael Vick (I've been such a great role model for my younger brother) or Drew Brees? Honestly, I think Brees is the best of the bunch, but the rest of the Saints - as in the defense - just aren't very good. Reggie Bush will be exciting to watch, but I'm not backing New Orleans as my pony. Carolina is the media's favorite pick to get to the Super Bowl, so, naturally, I shun them. That, and where were all you Panthers fans when the team was 1-15? Stutts and Bones, you're excused. The rest of the you - you should be ashamed of yourselves.
NFC West -
1. Seattle 2. Arizona 3. St. Louis 4. San Francisco
I really wanted to find a team to knock the Seahawks off their flimsy perch atop truly the worst division in football, but everyone else stinks. I mean, Arizona has some weapons, but either has an over-the-hill Kurt Warner or a herpes-riddled rookie Matt Leinart throwing and handing off to those weapons. Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald are capable receivers, and Edgerrin James is obviously a top back, the the QB position is kind of important. The Rams, well, they might be able to, but I just make a point not to pick them. Why? Torry Holt went to State. He may be able to fertilize a lawn with the best of them, but that's not winning you any football games. And the 49ers are brutal.
AFC East -
1. New England 2. Miami 3. Buffalo 4. NY Jets
I just don't see Miami overtaking the Patriots. I'm not sure Daunte Culpepper will be healthy, or really the solution to the QB problems down in South Beach. And I know, now, that Joey Harrington won't be either. The Bills, uh, well, do they still have JP Loathsome (nickname stolen from Chris Preston - resident Bills fan, although no one knows why he roots for them)? If they do, they are eliminated from contention. And the Jets, ha, well, they stink. Bad. D'Brickashaw will be a great O-lineman, but neither Pennington nor Ramsey (trust me on this one) or Bollinger will lead that team anywhere near the playoffs.
NFC North
1. Pittsburgh 2. Cincinnati 3. Baltimore 4. Cleveland
Sorry Gurney, but considering the Browns are already on their sixth (Sixth!) center during preseason, I just can't justify picking them anywhere but the cellar. All of these teams have QB questions coming into the season. In Pittsburgh, Roethlisberger is coming off the hood of some old woman's car. In Cincy, Carson Palmer is coming off ACL surgery from January. In Baltimore, Steve McNair is getting out of his wheelchair in an attempt to be more effective than Kyle Boller. And in Cleveland, Charlie Frye is trying to prove he is the QB of the future. And so, I ranked the teams in order of how well I think each QB will play this year. For the record, I think Frye could become very good, but not yet. Not yet.
AFC South -
1. Indianapolis 2. Jacksonville 3. Houston 4. Tennessee
The Colts are the class of this division. The Jags attempted to challenge the Colts last year, but lost both times. Sure, they won 11 games, but to take over this division, you have to beat Indy. I think the Colts will be able to make up adequately for the loss of James. If anything, Manning might have numbers reminiscent of the 2004 season. I would have put the Titans ahead of the Texans, but the Titans mascot ran into an opposing player with a golf cart during a preseason game. That's just terrible sports karma. Plus, I don't think Vince Young is ready to compete at the NFL level and Billy Volek isn't the answer. The Texans will probably be kicking themselves for not taking Reggie Bush.
AFC West
1. Denver 2. Kansas City 3. San Diego 4. Oakland
I think Kansas City might end up winning this division, but I'll give the Broncos the benefit of the doubt. I'm not sure, after all, Jake Plummer is the QB, but Herman Edwards is coaching the Chiefs. The Chargers are going to regret going with Rivers instead of Brees. Sure, it sounds like I'm just bashing State players all night, but I just think Rivers was a product of a system. A system which apparently produces a lot of draft picks, but very little actual success in college. Or, in the NFL really. The Raiders have Aaron Brooks playing quarterback. Randy Moss is going to be a pleasure to deal with with this dingbat as QB.
All right, here are the playoff picks:
NFC -
1. Seattle 2. Washington 3. Tampa Bay 4. Chicago 5. Giants 6. Panthers
Tampa Bay beats Carolina (I rejoice, but still think Major's better) Giants beat Chicago (Who wins - Ditka vs. God? Trick question, Ditka is God.)
Redskins beat Tampa Bay (Joe Gibbs is in the Hall of Fame for a reason) Seattle beats Giants (I don't like the Giants - side note: Lavar Arringto might end Mark Brunell's career this season)
Skins beat Seattle (Joe Gibbs, Joe Gibbs, Joe Gibbs. And Coach Janky Spanky)
AFC
1. Colts 2. Denver 3. Pittsburgh 4. Patriots 5. Dolphins 6. Bengals
Bengals beat Steelers (a little revenge, biatch) Pats beat Dolphins (miami doesn't win in cold weather)
Bengals beat Colts (honestly, it's Peyton Manning) Denver beats New England (Bill Simmons has to make excuses for second straight playoff loss to Plummer)
Bengals beat Denver (again, it's Jake Plummer)
Super Bowl
Redskins beat Bengals!!
As you can see, I'm completely incapable of making unbiased picks here. That said, it's still August and anything can happen. Everyone's got the same record right now. I really think the Bengals are moving in the correct direction, and if Palmer can be healthy, which it appears he will be, they are going to put up points and be very opportunistic on defense. The Skins have all the tools, but frankly it depends on Mark Brunell. Fortunately, my company is doing an insurance policy on our boy, and it's for a lot of money. So, you know, if Arrington does end his career with a vicious hit, then at least he'll have that to fall back on.
Anyway, it's getting late. I should mention the Sox got swept by the Yankees. All five games. That hurts.
All right, tomorrow night is the College Football preview. And don't worry, I'm not going to pick the Heels to win the BCS. Maybe the Gator Bowl, but not the National Championship. I mean, I am a man of reason.
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